[fossil_fuel]

i just spent the entire night puking

yuck

[UncoveringTruths]

You are not suppose to swallow it. Spit man! Spit!

[Specop_007]

Dont swallow until you've been chewing for a while.

Your like a virgin on prom night, just no clue what your doing.

[k_semler]

I don't reccomend starting out with Copenhagen long cut unless you take small dips. Also, don't start swallowing until you have chewed for a while.

Or were you chewing Skoal or Wolf? If that's the case, PUSSY!

[Jake_old]

Why?

I mean, its bloody horrrible. Why put yourself through it.

I get fond of most luxury consumables after first or second try, but seriously, chewing tobacco is just awful.

Are you just being macho or do you actually do it?

[k_semler]

I chew copenhagen long cut, smoke camels, and drink bud ice. No shit. I actually do. Not a "macho" thing, I just figure if I am going to pollute my body, might as well use the best on the market. And NO I am not going to quit either. I'm not a mormon or a jehova's witness. I don't care that I'm ruining "the temple of God". More beer+more smokes+more chew=one happy man.

[Ludi]

Mmmmm, gum and lip cancer! Now that's sexy!

[k_semler]

Pfft. Like any women would find me interesting beyond the initial, "Hi. How are you?" anyway. Might as well do whatever I damn well please. I will probably live alone for the rest of my life, and die alone. The only person interested in me is myself, and it will probably stay that way.

[Falconoffury]

Sounds like you are selling yourself short, semler. Harming yourself isn't the only path you could choose.

[k_semler]

Well, it's better than being Sado-Masochist isn't it? Might as well live my life as I see fit, considering nobody will ever want to be with me in wedlock, (or even as a shack-up). Since I will only have myself to rely upon, why not?

[DerelictOverlord]

Not that it's any of my business, but Fossil, you're being a dumbass for trying to be cool. Take it from a 20 year smoker

K sem, why the fucked up `tude? Like it or not, yes your veiws may seem radical to some (not me) but you're a pretty fuckin smart guy.

[evilmonkeyspanker]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('k_semler', 'W')ell, it's better than being Sado-Masochist isn't it? Might as well live my life as I see fit, considering nobody will ever want to be with me in wedlock, (or even as a shack-up). Since I will only have myself to rely upon, why not?

[k_semler]

Hell, I don't even try to attract women, I just figure they wouldn't be interested. So I just maintain a professional relationship with them. It hasn't failed me yet. Whether that relationship is customer / retailer; coworkers; or just finding a location; it matters little to me. I will not progress it beyond the point of satisfying my initial reason for communicating with the other party. Once thier and my reason for contact is met, I see no point in continuing a conversation, or expanding a relationship. I am but a ghost in a crowd. In meatspace, I am that familiar face that you do not know, and probably never will.

[evilmonkeyspanker]

Sometimes there is nothing better than some good lubricant and a dirty video. But, it would kill me to go my whole life without human touch.

If your problems aren't looks... then why do you feel that women would not be interested?

[peaker_2005]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('fossil_fuel', 'i') just spent the entire night puking

yuck

[medicvet]

semler, you sound like my kind of man..let's get hitched!

seriously, though, my great aunt smoked for some thirty years, but when she helped out someone who died of emphysema, she switched to dip. sure it weird to see her do it, but hey, I figure whatever floats yer boat, ya know?


I smoke cowboy killers and drink cheap beer when I can't afford my favorite beers, which are mostly microbrews. I know there will come a point in time where I prolly won't be able to afford either, but until that day comes, I will enjoy them as much as I can.

I started smoking at the age of 12, when I had a job as a 'gopher' of sorts, along with other teens, and I was both the youngest and the only gal. All the guys either chewed tobacco or smoked camel unfiltered...well, you can guess which one I choose. :D

I have been able to quit for months or even over a year at a time once in a while, but that hasn't happened in a looong time now. I usually smoke half a pack a day, but when truly stressed out will go up to two packs a day, which is murder on both my lungs and my pocketbook!

What really gets to me is that in LA now you can't smoke in bars and restaurants, but step outside and you can't breathe cus of the smog! go figure.

[k_semler]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('auctionmonster', 'S')ometimes there is nothing better than some good lubricant and a dirty video. But, it would kill me to go my whole life without human touch.

If your problems aren't looks... then why do you feel that women would not be interested?

[medicvet]

I would quickly become very bored if anyone I spent any length of time with agreed with me all of the time.

that being said, if there reached a point in time where there had to be a chain of command, I could respect that too.


I used to be a medic. my job was to make them better...and yeah, my heart bled, and still does when I couldn't. What was it that hitler said? somethin about hearth home and children, to put women in their assigned roles?

well, as someone who's grandparents knew all to well your avatar, semler, I don't go in for assigned roles. but I do know when there is a time out of necessity to go by chain of command because of my military experience. take that for what you will.

I won't change my political idealogy for anyone, but I can be one practical bitch when I gotta be. heh.

[evilmonkeyspanker]

That is why you plan to spend the rest of your life alone... because you can't find a woman to agree with your take on politics OMG dude

How old are you, how many woman have you dated Women are strange creatures who live in thier own little worlds, plus if you start looking for one in her late (18 19) teens or early 20's you can mold them to fit your point of view.

But, seriously, if men gave up dating / marriage / sex because his woman didn't agree with his ideaologies the human race would have died out a long long time ago. "btw, not saying thats a bad thing"

[k_semler]

@auctionmonster:
Pretty much. And I can count the actual women I have "dated" on one finger. She seemed like a ditzy blonde, after 3 times, so I decided fuck it. That was when I was 17, and I haven't dated since. And I am 22. I'll bet in 40 years, with the gradual progression of society to the left end of the political spectrum, I will look like a facist. (Hell, I bet some people on this board already think I am one. ) And I don't want children of my own in any remote aspect, so that works out good for me.

I once read a statistic that it takes around $100,000 to raise a child from 0-18. That equates to about $15.22 per day. If I were to invest that in a Roth IRA, I would be a rich man by the time I were to retire. Hell, even in a basic savings account, I would earn $55.553 in interest per year. That would be an actual ROI, (albiet a crappy one). Having a child is just an economic sinkhole.

@medicvet:
I didn't say I wanted a command structure, I just said that I don't want to be on a complete opposite end of the political spectrum than a potential mate. If they believe in income redistribution, free medical care for all, abortion beyond 1st trimester, anti-gun, trust in the government beyond what they have proven trustworthy of, or other socialistic ideals, then I do not want them for a mate. Some dissent is OK by me, but a complete opposite of me politically would cause too much strife in the home. As far as women working, if they want to do it, they should. If they want to stay home and be a wife and mother, then they should.

As far as "assigned roles", right now my assigned role is a housekeeper and laundry guy at a convalesent home. But hopefully that will change soon, I just got approved to take part in a pre-employment skills test over at SEL Inc. I have loyalty to one thing as far as work is concerned, the All Mighty Dollar. If I get an offer for higher pay, and it is steady work, bye bye old folks home!