by Schweinshaxe » Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:37:01
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'I') tried both pronunciations: uRAnus and URanus. Both get giggles, since the second sounds like talking about piss and the first sounds like talking about poop. Better to just move on to Neptune.
I would have moved on to planet-x, Niburu, instead and told the little brats to shut up and pay attention. Horror stories about pole shift and 8 feet tall Nephilim dudes kicking their asses (Theiranus) would probably have scared the crap out of them. Throw in a little MIB, shape shifting lizards and nookuelear liberal-ass suitcase bombs as well and you have the perfect setting for discussions about Kepler's laws.
If I should be more on-topic, the bright object could also have been an airliner with the landing lights on. When they fly straight at you they can look just like a very bright star. I've been fooled many times.