who would win in a fight?

by **DerelictOverlord** » Tue 13 Sep 2005, 03:24:18

Saget packs heat. If I looked like that I would too.

by **I_Like_Plants** » Tue 13 Sep 2005, 04:10:11

I'd have to say van Damme, like Norris he's a combat fighter but from an era 10+ years later so younger and more modern technique.

by **sklump** » Tue 13 Sep 2005, 08:56:50

Bob Saget going down in a geyser of blood?

Now THAT would be America's Funniest Home Video. All three should split the grand prize.

by **deconstructionist** » Tue 13 Sep 2005, 10:57:46

bob saget is a kung-fu master of unmatched speed and experience. he can stop bullets fired at point-blank range with his thumb and forefinger. i have seen him level entire villages with his patented "Buddhist Fists of Raging Peace" technique. truly devastating.

by **sameu** » Tue 13 Sep 2005, 11:11:00

Van Damme

Muscles from Brussels!

by **frankthetank** » Tue 13 Sep 2005, 11:59:36

Van Damm is a pussy.

Chuck Norris...ha!...Delta Force my Ass!

Bob Saget? isn't he still playing doll house with the Olsen Twins with no pants on?

Sagal would snap all there necks in something like 2microseconds. It wouldn't be a fight.

Jbird>>>where is Gary Coleman?

"what you talking about...Bob Saget!"

by **eastbay** » Tue 13 Sep 2005, 12:49:11

I'd have to say van Damme, like Norris he's a combat fighter but from an era 10+ years later so younger and more modern technique.

ILP you are so full of it this time...lol... the traditionalists will always win over the latest fashion trends in martial arts.

Oh yes, many here have seen all the latest mergers of gymnastics and tae kwon do or the kenpo/ kickboxing hybrids from a few years ago... and who-knows- what still to come, but the traditional schools will remain long afterwards.... and one on one the traditionalist will be the one standing.

by **born2respawn** » Tue 13 Sep 2005, 17:30:08

Segal, he'll DIY some clever booby trap and blow Van Damme up like in Under Siege.

by **emersonbiggins** » Tue 13 Sep 2005, 17:36:16

You forgot to add MacGyver.
Duct tape, anyone?

Martial arts masters are no match for MacGyver and a roll of duct tape. :-D

by **Ludi** » Tue 13 Sep 2005, 21:10:01

Steven Segal runs like a girl.

I heard from some special effects guys that Segal cried when he got a mold made of his body.

:lol:

by **I_Like_Plants** » Wed 14 Sep 2005, 05:20:54

Bob Saget could start doing those little voices he does on America's Funniest Home Videos and his opponant would collapse in laughter, you have to admit, they're funny!