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Unread postby Graeme » Thu 04 Aug 2005, 16:53:58

A friend of mine gave me this. Enjoy.

Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest 2005

http://www2.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2005.htm
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Unread postby MD » Thu 04 Aug 2005, 16:56:09

Very nice!
Stop filling dumpsters, as much as you possibly can, and everything will get better.

Just think it through.
It's not hard to do.
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Unread postby KiddieKorral » Thu 04 Aug 2005, 17:11:28

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American by birth, Muslim by choice, Southern by the grace of God!
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Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Thu 04 Aug 2005, 17:45:55

my favorite:

After months of pent-up emotions like a caffeine-addict trying to kick the habit, Cathy finally let the tears come, at first dripping sporadically like an old clogged percolator, then increasing slowly like a 10-cup coffeemaker with an automatic drip, and eventually pouring out and noisily wailing like a cappuccino maker complete with slurping froth.
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