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THE Humor Thread pt 2 (merged)

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Re: THE Humor Thread pt 2 (merged)

Unread postby Oneaboveall » Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:37:58

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When the banksters want something, our policymakers move with the speed of Mercury and the determination of Ares. It’s only when the rest of us need something that there is paralysis.

How free are we today with the dominance of globalist capital and militarized security apparatus?
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Re: THE Humor Thread pt 2 (merged)

Unread postby Rod_Cloutier » Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:05:20

The newest thing this year- 24 hour music video's:

http://24hoursofhappy.com/

The same song repeated over and over non-stop to various happy dancers.

(A neat idea really !!!)
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Re: THE Humor Thread pt 2 (merged)

Unread postby dolanbaker » Tue 30 Dec 2014, 17:19:24

This reminded me of some posters here (the comment not the news story) ;)

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Re: THE Humor Thread pt 2 (merged)

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Unread postby dolanbaker » Thu 15 Jan 2015, 17:11:27

'In dog we trust' misprint on US sheriff's office rug
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-30828694

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tbh, I'd trust almost any dog more than any god. ;)
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Re: THE Humor Thread pt 2 (merged)

Unread postby sparky » Thu 15 Jan 2015, 23:03:18

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this is one of Charlie hebdo on the Burka

the caption read "wear it on the inside "
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Re: THE Humor Thread pt 2 (merged)

Unread postby Keith_McClary » Thu 22 Jan 2015, 13:14:10

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Re: THE Humor Thread pt 2 (merged)

Unread postby Keith_McClary » Mon 26 Jan 2015, 03:05:39

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Re: THE Humor Thread pt 2 (merged)

Unread postby Keith_McClary » Sun 08 Feb 2015, 18:02:39

I’m an Anti-Braker$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'G')uys, I wanted to let you know about a personal decision I recently made. I don’t really feel like discussing it, but I want to put my position out there. Please be respectful. This is a really long post, but please read the whole thing.

I’m taking the brakes off my car. This isn’t a rash decision, so please listen up.

A few weeks ago I saw a car accident - two people went through an intersection at the same time. Both slammed on their brakes at the same time and collided. Fortunately no one was seriously injured.

But then it occurred to me - if they had just gone through the intersection, they wouldn’t have collided. The brakes CAUSED the accident!

So, I decided to do my own research and what I found was *staggering*: Hundreds of people every year are seriously injured by unnecessary braking. One time, I was driving in the snow and I just lightly tapped my brakes and it caused my car to COMPLETELY LOSE CONTROL. My brakes could have very easily gotten me killed. Even more astoundingly is how often brake pads will warp and distort rotors, causing bumpy rides and squeaky wheels.

And you know what? I also found that decades ago brakes weren’t even used! People would control their vehicle’s speed with downshifting and engine braking. Maybe it’s just coincidence, but back when engine braking was used there were almost no automotive fatalities. There were NEVER brake caused car accidents.

After doing some more digging, I found a nefarious plot - Mechanics: The very people who we trust to work on and care for our cars - get PAID to install and change brakes! You might THINK they care about our safety, or our cars - but they’re just in it for the $49.99 brake pad installations.

So I talked to my Mechanic about taking the brakes off my car and I was disgusted by how poorly he treated me. He accused me of being ignorant, when I was the one that looked up how much rotational torque brakes can put on your rotors. He didn’t even know how much torque a rotor can take before being warped!!! He said “rotors are designed to be compressed, that it isn’t actually a problem” just completely dismissing me.

Then he had the NERVE to say that my personal choice had consequences, that I would affect everyone around me. Well I’ve had it with him, I’m looking for a new mechanic. The problem is that so many mechanics are bought and paid by the automotive industry that ALL of them are insistent about my car having brakes. Most of them won’t even look at my car for other reasons, saying that a brakeless car could cause damage to their shop and other cars. What a bunch of bullshit, they just don’t like those who believe in alternative braking techniques.

Now of course big government is getting involved, saying that I *MUST* have brakes. That this isn’t just about me, and that I could hurt people. What happened to personal freedom? What happened to liberty?

So all I’m saying is, do your research. Don’t just listen to the NTSB and big automotive. I made a personal decision for my family, we just said no to brakes. We’ll be using natural remedies like Gravity, and putting our feet on the ground to stop. After all, if that was good enough for me when I was on my bike as a kid, it’s good enough for my children in my car.
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Re: THE Humor Thread pt 2 (merged)

Unread postby Rod_Cloutier » Sun 08 Feb 2015, 23:19:51

Here's something that is actually funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCb-fD7 ... ilpage#t=0

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Re: THE Humor Thread pt 2 (merged)

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Re: THE Humor Thread pt 2 (merged)

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Re: THE Humor Thread pt 2 (merged)

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Re: THE Humor Thread pt 2 (merged)

Unread postby Outcast_Searcher » Tue 30 Jun 2015, 15:19:16

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('dolanbaker', 'T')his reminded me of some posters here (the comment not the news story) ;)

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Wow. That's almost as much of a stretch as liberals blaming Ronald Reagan on the current Greek mess on related threads. The only thing that surprises me is that they didn't also blame Dubya in the same breath.
Given the track record of the perma-doomer blogs, I wouldn't bet a fast crash doomer's money on their predictions.
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Re: THE Humor Thread pt 2 (merged)

Unread postby Outcast_Searcher » Tue 30 Jun 2015, 15:27:13

[quote="Keith_McClary"]I’m an Anti-Braker
The logic here reminds me of the local letters to the editor we used to get from farmers, complaining that daylight savings time was messing up their crops.

Now that was before the internet, whereas OTOH the anti-braker had the internet on which to glean all the valuable "insight" for his logic. :)
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Re: THE Humor Thread pt 2 (merged)

Unread postby Keith_McClary » Tue 30 Jun 2015, 15:36:02

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Outcast_Searcher', 'W')ow. That's almost as much of a stretch as liberals blaming Ronald Reagan on the current Greek mess on related threads. The only thing that surprises me is that they didn't also blame Dubya in the same breath.

I think it was sarcasm:
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Re: THE Humor Thread pt 2 (merged)

Unread postby Outcast_Searcher » Tue 30 Jun 2015, 16:02:52

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Keith_McClary', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Outcast_Searcher', 'W')ow. That's almost as much of a stretch as liberals blaming Ronald Reagan on the current Greek mess on related threads. The only thing that surprises me is that they didn't also blame Dubya in the same breath.

I think it was sarcasm:
https://www.facebook.com/phillip.eckels.5

Could well be. Unfortunately, both the left and right wing extremists often go to such lengths to complain about politicians of the party they don't like, that it can be hard to tell, IMO. (And no, I don't have the time or energy to do background research on every commenter).

I'm not a member of FB, but from his profile, being a member of the Tim Tebow foundation makes me think maybe it's ignorance and not sarcasm. :|
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Re: THE Humor Thread pt 2 (merged)

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Re: THE Humor Thread pt 2 (merged)

Unread postby Tanada » Fri 21 Aug 2015, 09:47:06

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Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
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