Proposed Uses for the UN Flag

by **k_semler** » Sat 28 May 2005, 01:05:16

http://www.un-freezone.org/unflaguses.html

# Air-sickness bags (put the UN logo inside the bag - no point in making people sick just by seeing the bag)
# Artillery reference point - to fire at for effect
# Bath towel - to wipe certain body parts
# Bird cage liner
# Burn at patriotic rallies
# Candle/lamp wicks
# Cat bed liner - to keep the fleas off your good blankie
# Cat box liner
# Cat litter
# Cat scratching post - to wrap around the post and let your cat get its claws into - good kitty!!!
# Chainsaw wipe down rag
# Chimney sweep rag
# Chimney sweep tarp - to protect your carpet from soot
# Compost
# Corpse blanket—to wrap up the dead politicians, BATF, FBI, FEMA, etc., or anyone else who tries to collect our guns.
# Dart board backdrop
# Diapers - turned out, not in
# Dipstick rag carried under the hood of your vehicle
# Dog urine wheel protectors
# Doggy chastity belt
# Doggy chew toy
# Dog poop cleaner upper
# Doormats - to wipe muddy feet on, at home or place of business
# Dryer vent filter/lint catcher
# Drop cloth - to use while you are painting and other dirty jobs
# Dust rag
# Emergency heating fuel - burn in fireplace
# Feminine napkins
# Fill material in nuclear waste shipping containers
# Filler material in roofing shingles
# Fire starter - soak in kerosene
# Food - to cram down the throats of crooked politicians, lawyers, and judges
# Food wrapper - to wrap spoiled food in; especially good for rotten fish parts
# Garage - if your car has oil leaks, you should have one under it to keep garage clean
# Garbage can liner
# Goat feed - to feed your goats - except your favorite one, of course
# Gun cleaning rags, sold at gun shows
# Gutter rag
# Handkerchief - use to blow your nose on
# Hang one out the bottom of your driver’s door, into the street, dragging through the mud as an excellent way to initiate a UN conversation
# Ink blotter
# Insoles
# Kitchen towel - to clean up all the grease and grime & keep your other towels clean
# Molotov cocktails
# Mops
# Mud flaps
# Nuclear waste filler - put in nuclear waste containers
# On the floor under junior’s height chair for food droppings
# Outhouse wallpaper - tack up on the outhouse walls (could be used for TP later)
# Outhouse wipes (use with caution, may cause rash)
# Overalls - put them on the butt of your bib overalls
# Paint brush cleaning rag - to clean up all your old paint brushes with
# Paint filter - use to strain your old paint with
# Panty hose laundry bag - tie up your panty hose in them when you wash them
# Print them on rolls of toilet paper
# Puppy house-training - Scotchgard coated for repeated use
# Put it in a jar of urine and call it art
# Road patch - place flag in pothole, pour tar generously, pack down
# Suppositories - for Bill and Hillary to use
# Send to drug king pins (or CIA) for wrapping illegal drugs
# Shoe polish rag
# Shop rags
# Table cloth - for when your one-year old grandchild is coming over
# Targets - add numbers to the lines of latitude and you’ve got an excellent range target
# Temporary gas cap
# Test acids on
# Toilet seat liner - drape over the toilet seat for sanitation reasons; flush after use
# Trench liner - to line slit trenches with
# Under grandpa’s spittoon
# Vomit bucket, when you have stomach flu
# Wrap spoiled food in, for disposal

by **ArimoDave** » Sat 28 May 2005, 01:10:30

Would it not be better to not make the flags in the first place?

ArimoDave

by **Jack** » Sat 28 May 2005, 01:12:35

Instead, use it as a prop. Deceive the pro-UN types, then use and betray them.

See? Isn't that better?

by **k_semler** » Sat 28 May 2005, 01:35:03

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Jack', 'I')nstead, use it as a prop. Deceive the pro-UN types, then use and betray them.

See? Isn't that better?

by **Colorado-Valley** » Sat 28 May 2005, 02:24:00

Are you guys members of the John Birch Society?

by **k_semler** » Sat 28 May 2005, 02:31:22

Who the hell is that?

by **skiwi** » Sat 28 May 2005, 02:47:52

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Colorado-Valley', 'A')re you guys members of the John Birch Society?

by **Jack** » Sat 28 May 2005, 09:13:24

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Colorado-Valley', 'A')re you guys members of the John Birch Society?

by **RonMN** » Sat 28 May 2005, 10:05:35

we DO need a place where the figure heads of countries can sit down & talk (to avert wars if possible)...but what the UN has turned into...it should be dismantled!

by **Tyler_JC** » Sat 28 May 2005, 10:35:19

I say we turn the UN headquarters into a whore house. The only thing that would change would be the furniture!

by **clv101** » Sat 28 May 2005, 11:05:24

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Jack', 'T')he UN is not a friend to the US.

by **Ebyss** » Sat 28 May 2005, 12:36:47

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('clv101', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Jack', 'T')he UN is not a friend to the US.

by **The_Virginian** » Sat 28 May 2005, 13:19:14

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'Y')es, I would tend to agree with that. The UN isn't the one starting wars left, right and centre.

by **Jack** » Sat 28 May 2005, 13:50:10

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('clv101', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Jack', 'T')he UN is not a friend to the US.

by **Ebyss** » Sat 28 May 2005, 15:14:17

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Jack', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('clv101', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Jack', 'T')he UN is not a friend to the US.

by **Tyler_JC** » Sat 28 May 2005, 16:58:46

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'W')ho's your enemy anyway?

by **Jack** » Sat 28 May 2005, 17:13:50

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'S')urvival of what? Humanity? Or the American way of life?

by **Ebyss** » Sat 28 May 2005, 17:53:54

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Jack', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'S')urvival of what? Humanity? Or the American way of life?

by **Jack** » Sat 28 May 2005, 21:11:23

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Ebyss', '
')To both Tyler and yourself I would say that I agree with the sentiment or ideals behind what you've posted. Anyone that tries to step on my freedom should be prepared to fight. What is ironic (and I'm not being a smartass here) is that America is more and more becoming the facist state that you both fear so much. Without any intervention from China or India, America is becoming it's own greatest enemy. There is very little freedom left in America, peoples beliefs are being trampled on constantly.. it's just getting worse and worse. I suggest (again, not trying to be a smartass) that America should look inward to identify and solve it's own problems, and stop looking to place blame elsewhere, be it China, India, the Middle East, North Korea or the United Nations. Actually, that's good advice for all countries, not just America.

by **Daculling** » Sat 28 May 2005, 21:33:32

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Jack', '
')
I think they will recognize the ravening predator inside that is our common heritage.

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