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Chuck Norris, the legend?

Unread postby midnight-gamer » Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:07:05

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'W')ith his handle-bar moustache, Rasheed has a vague resemblance to Norris.

Another police trainer said Chuck Norris was a role model for the police in Falluja, which until 2007 was an al Qaeda stronghold and the scene of fierce battles with security forces.

"I've seen his videos, he's a hero. He saves the city, he protects women and children and he fights crime wherever it is. We should all be like Chuck Norris," Khaled Hussein said.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080310/peo ... _norris_dc

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Re: Chuck Norris, the legend?

Unread postby gnm » Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:18:03

8O

Wow.

These people need to be informed that HE IS AN ACTOR.

And no Sylvester Stallone can't take out whole platoons barehanded either.

Ugh.

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Re: Chuck Norris, the legend?

Unread postby Benzin » Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:23:58

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/ta ... Norris.png

Chuck Norris has had a huge surge in popularity lately. Wonder why?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2XUgE6g7XU
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Re: Chuck Norris, the legend?

Unread postby mos6507 » Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:36:09

Why would Norris be popular in Iraq? He's now turned into Ned Flanders, an uber-Christian.


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Re: Chuck Norris, the legend?

Unread postby smallpoxgirl » Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:41:33

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mos6507', 'H')e's now turned into Ned Flanders, an uber-Christian.


Yeah. It's been pretty sad to watch. He went from beer swilling, shower avoiding, "insult my woman and I'll knock your teeth out" Lone Wolf McQuade, to pressed, tidy, neat, and polite Walker Texas Ranger. What a pussy. :x
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Re: Chuck Norris, the legend?

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:47:49

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mos6507', 'W')hy would Norris be popular in Iraq? He's now turned into Ned Flanders, an uber-Christian.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlaWbCbZhAA



uhm thus, he is a huge war mongerer. imbracing christiantity is how he can live with his desire to kill people he has never met.

He use to be a more native american spirtual person. Then he got brainwashed by the piece of ass he is with now.
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Re: Chuck Norris, the legend?

Unread postby midnight-gamer » Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:52:55

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'W')hy would Norris be popular in Iraq? He's now turned into Ned Flanders, an uber-Christian.


I had no idea :?
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Re: Chuck Norris, the legend?

Unread postby Daculling » Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:20:26

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('midnight-gamer', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'W')hy would Norris be popular in Iraq? He's now turned into Ned Flanders, an uber-Christian.


I had no idea :?


I suppose you could say that everyone has an El Guapo. For some, shyness may be an El Guapo. For others, lack of education may be an El Guapo. But for us, El Guapo is a large ugly man who wants to kill us!

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Re: Chuck Norris, the legend?

Unread postby Narz » Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:49:36

Techno Viking pwns Chuck Norris :lol:
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Re: Chuck Norris, the legend?

Unread postby Daculling » Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:56:53

I guess no one gets my Three Amigos reference...

Anyway, what I want to know is why no one recognizes that John Rambo fought on the side of the Mujahideen in Rambo III. I mean, he totally cemented the Taliban rise to power in Afghanistan. There was no way those tribesmen were going to take out the Soviets and Rambo totally takes them on with a mini gun and blows up that helicopter near the end... cool. Must have been all that hard work at the monastery in Thailand that total pumped him up to kick some pinko ass. No offence Eastbay.
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