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Calling all mustache owners!

Unread postby frankthetank » Wed 14 Dec 2005, 13:12:31

Anyone here in training...?

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post peak look?
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I can hardly grow some fuzz, let alone a beard...i'm jealous!

And then theres chest hair! Sometimes i want to be like Alec Baldwin/David Hasselhoff...those guys get all the chicks.

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Re: Calling all mustache owners!

Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Wed 14 Dec 2005, 13:59:54

the first two look like an awful lot of work
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Re: Calling all mustache owners!

Unread postby PrairieMule » Wed 14 Dec 2005, 14:39:05

Obviously these men are getting ready for peak oil. They are well aware that when the Walmarts close down they are going to have to make their own sweaters and socks.

I have often wondered that with enough time one can grow their own sniper Ghille suit. Like the Ghille suit, facial hair is very good at snagging leaves and twigs which helps our post peak-oil forager blend into his enviroment.

Now the first guy, I think he is Cat Stevens trying to get through airport security in his clever Matador disguise. The 2nd man, look close at horizontal length of his whiskers., They have the exact symetry with his shoulders, just like a cat's whiskers!! This aids him in moving around in dark crawlspaces to let him know if he can squeeze his shoulders through.The 3rd man is Robin Williams, that guy can grow a rug.
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