A modest proposal for curing a whiny nation

…This is why I have come to believe that what Canadians need most at this moment in our history is a good famine.

By “famine”, I do not mean those 24-hour fruit-juice-sipping adventures in group narcissism devoted to curing the problems of that continent-wide parade of dysfunction known as “Africa.” No, what I have in mind is a proper food shortage of the depth and duration that drives the creative homemaker to taste test the wallpaper glue, while contemplating which of the $3,000 Labradoodles goes first into the stew pot.

“Dig deep, darling. The pup’s at the bottom.”

A taste of deprivation could restore the word “crisis” to its original definition, resurrect “endurance” and “stoicism” from the vocabulary dustbin, along with the long-lost distinction between “threat” and “nuisance.”

National Post