Ghawar Is Dead!

The Wide-Spread Use of Advanced Extraction Techniques are Killing the Mother of All Oil Fields

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Hers was the quintessentially American tale of the technological metamorphosis of East Texas trailer trash into the bearer of the trophy titties for an oil tycoon. Her bare breasts in the pages of Playboy reaffirmed the greatness of our country! She pulled her self up by her bra-straps and made her way in the world. We imagine that the indelible image of her