Comrade Hillary Tackles ”Obscene Profits”

Ever the opportunistic populist, Comrade Hillary Rodham Clinton is seeking to make class warfare the hallmark of her 2008 presidential campaign.

Speaking before a room filled with hypnotized Democrats, Her Ladyship declared that she wants government to take excessive oil profits and “put them into a strategic energy fund.”

There she goes again! Dragging out the old “obscene profits” ploy used by Democrats since the beginning of time to rally the poor and middle classes against the unabashedly successful.

However, in her haste to label the oil industry as un-American, Hillary appears to have overlooked a few treasure coves. In the interest of helping the senator get to the bottom of obscene once and for all, the following letter was FAXED to her office moments ago:

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